glad this isnt me
 

http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html

kinda funny, but kinda not

"Kolkata, June 24 (IANS) A 13-year-old boy whose bizarre ailment has a fly-like insect emerging out of him is far from being cured as doctors struggle to detect the source of the parasite.

The fully-grown flies, as doctors described the parasites, have been emerging out of Chandan Goswami's genitals and flying off for more than two weeks now.

Chandan, now receiving treatment at a state-run hospital in West Bengal's Burdwan district, is said to be suffering from a condition called myiasis, a disease seen mostly in Central and Latin America.

In myiasis, the larvae of a type of fly invade a human or animal body, dead or alive. The deposited eggs can then enter the body through pores, the mucous membrane or even the mouth. The hatched larvae then emerge out the host's skin and pupate.

However, in Chandan's case, whole flies complete with wings are emerging out of his body and flying off.

"This is very, very rare. We are trying to find out how the fly entered the boy's body," says Sudhansu Pan, the surgeon attending Chandan.

Doctors carried out a cystoscopy to clear the boy's urinary tract, but the treatment has failed because two more flies emerged out of his penis on Monday.

Doctors admitted they have not been able to identify where the parasite deposit lay inside Chandan's body.

Health authorities have formed a medical board of seven doctors to treat Chandan. Doctors were also "coordinating" with physicians abroad who have experience in dealing with myiasis.

In myiasis, the maggots usually are found underneath the skin and are removed by minor surgery. But whole flies emerging out of a human body is rare, doctors said.

Chandan told doctors he first felt pain in his abdomen almost a month ago. And then he saw the flies intermittently coming out of his penis.

He told his parents, but they didn't initially believe him. Earlier this month, they saw the strange occurrence and took their son to Burdwan hospital, where doctors too were stunned to see the rare case."

OMFG!!!!! oOo: Maybe if he clears his "system" if you know what i mean the parasite will get out

would you stop with these friggin news reports already, i think im gonna be sick..

thats some sick shit. they did an article about infections and shit you dont want in a issue of FHM or Maxim this year and it included this symptom. i forgot how you are supposed to deal with it, but im sure it includes surgery. Theres all kinds of sick shit in that issue....i should find it.

This is pretty old, still really weird

That was on Ripleys Believe it or not last night.

kids c0k got pwnd

Just reading about that makes me sick.
*Shudders* Flys flying out of your dick, ouch. Must mean there are maggots in there as well. Heh, sucks to be him.

SUCKS to be him
PUN!!

[quote:87f0f]Doctors carried out a cystoscopy to clear the boy's urinary tract, but the treatment has failed because two more flies emerged out of his penis on Monday[/quote:87f0f]

Holy shit...... oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

That has to burn hellfire:

Stuff flies out of my penis but I can assure you, it isn't flies or maggots biggrin:

*sprinkler system activated*

*aiming at forum user*

Run ...

Didn't someone post this awhile back? I remember hearing this.