halloween costume
 

what would be a good halloween costume? monkey? bunny? fish?

Area rug, telephone, pillow, pizza, inanimate object, super dave, bank teller, car salesman, sports telecaster, big callender.

Thats off the top of my head. let me know if you need any other ideas.

the big callendar sounds good

umpa lumpa

the scariest thing in the world (if your name is Hitler, Goering, Goebbels, etc), a Royal Marine Commando with a M-1928 Tommy-Gun biggrin:

or some guy named Vassili with a scope Mosin

wear all black and say your nothing

ok this is a college party and im looking to pick up chicks. btw how in the hell would i find a calendar, lol

[quote="Old Reliable":7dfa3]ok this is a college party and im looking to pick up chicks. btw how in the hell would i find a calendar, lol[/quote:7dfa3]

go as a pimp then.

ok not a bad idea. will report back ideas after having ventured to halloween store

fighter pilot, my intel says girls dig those

need a leather jacket, white scarf, a few random rank insignia (a plane wouldn't hurt...just kidding about that)

[quote="Sgt Stryker":a6d7f]fighter pilot, my intel says girls dig those

need a leather jacket, white scarf, a few random rank insignia (a plane wouldn't hurt...just kidding about that)[/quote:a6d7f]

hey thats not a bad idea, too bad i dont have a bomber jacket

Go as a giant dildo. I hear girls like those.

Go as that Cubs fan that screwed up trying to catch the foul ball. Cubs hat, turtle neck, headphones,...easy costume. But if you really want it to be authentic you have to soak yourself in beer. beer:

That fan is my hero. rock:

Down with the Cubs! They suck!

http://www.cafeshops.com/tshirtstop.7502945

happy:

Kid's got the pimp hat
http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merc ... e=rub38931

You could sell your soul to Zoner, iam sure he will give you a good price for it....kill yourself...come back as a zombie..and be a hit @ the party eek: