...guys, I don't know where to turn...
 

My gf used to be happy with a "Dutch thick-shake", but now I am expected to have a
"fish-supper" in return.... *sob* ...are we drifting apart, like, without me realizing it...?

best thing to do...put a gun to your head and pay her a visit...but go dressed as bill clinton

...ok, I'll..*weeps* ..try it...thx... cry:

you trying to say youve been getting head from her all this time without returning the favor? consider yourself lucky my man. rock:

in the meantime....gear up, chin up, and fall in...into the cooch. beer:

it has to be done. shit ive never been in that situation where mutual head wasnt a one way street. annoy:

OMG ,


Be a man. Get in there and have some fun man.

Dont give in man. Dont eat it!!!

licker and sticker bro

[quote="{TRC}ZenMaster":de4f4]OMG ,


Be a man. Get in there and have some fun man.[/quote:de4f4]

Well said!

gotta give a lil to get a lil.

Show your dominance.
"I dont wanna eat that shit, make me a goddamn sandwhich......WOMAN!"

[quote="Animal Mother":1941d]Show your dominance.
"I dont wanna eat that shit, make me a goddamn sandwhich......WOMAN!"[/quote:1941d]

that will get you a slap. Not head.

FUCK YUUUU DUDE

lol

Make sure you do a "credit card swipe" or you'll have a mouthful of bacteria.

...thx man, that seems like sound advice, as for the rest of you...
you just don't understand, my gf has got a quim like a horses collar,
it's like a Wizards sleeve I tells ya...!! cry:

[quote="Eight Ace":cdf14]...thx man, that seems like sound advice, as for the rest of you...
you just don't understand, my gf has got a quim like a horses collar,
it's like a Wizards sleeve I tells ya...!! cry:[/quote:cdf14]

GOD DAMN ACE, you gotta stop man, your killing me ....ROFLLMAO horses collar happy: happy: happy: happy: rock: