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Nyck 11-25-2003 11:04 AM

funniest things youve seen in porn?
 
his dude got deepthroated and yells out OH MY RODDDDDD!!!!

and this other one Brianna Banks is giving this dude the BJer and he whips it out and starts C0k slapping her in the face then he starts busting his heated loin lotion in her grill and hes like "ROAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH F' YOU MOTHAF'ER UUHH YESSSSSSSS! then he does a fist pump like u were slamming your fist down on a table..I was crying watching that cause i was laughing so hard

Himmler 11-25-2003 11:08 AM

why do you like seeing men have orgasm's and getting head? oOo:

Zoner 11-25-2003 11:15 AM

^^ Has never watched porn. oOo:

Anyway, funniest thing in porn is Ron Jeremy. Period.

Nyck 11-25-2003 11:18 AM

LOL ^^ ZONE u reminded me of an old 80's pron I ganked from my dad when i was like 17 ...Ron Jeremy was all thin then and he was Kung fu ninja fighting with this dude over a chick..he kicked this dudes ass..it was too funny

Da_Bian 11-25-2003 11:21 AM

imwithstupid:
you're all very corrupt individuals.....
sick, dirty and depraved minds....bunch of perverts
my kinda guys cool:

descry 11-25-2003 12:17 PM

cum up a girls arse then she farts, cum fly's all over the guys face while hes eating her out

Bazooka_Joe 11-25-2003 12:47 PM

Video called "Grandma Likes Big Black "C0k"." Shes getting banged by this guy and she screams "Oh yes sonny, do me till my hip breaks!"

11-25-2003 01:21 PM

[quote="Coublacka_":220b9]cum up a girls arse then she farts, cum fly's all over the guys face while hes eating her out[/quote:220b9]

nice "owned" pic biggrin:

gtboys34 11-25-2003 01:25 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":6401a][quote="Coublacka_":6401a]cum up a girls arse then she farts, cum fly's all over the guys face while hes eating her out[/quote:6401a]

nice "owned" pic biggrin:[/quote:6401a] yeah, on a "Porn" forum....

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-25-2003 01:27 PM

I saw a girl insert a coca cola can up her azz

[img]http://www.gamingforums.com/images/smilies/fac.gif[/img]

I also remember being in the combat flight sim chat (where the quote comes from under my sig) and a friend of mine posted a GIF animation of a dog fkin a girl in da azz. I've never quite got over it, every time I see a golden retriever I have a mental image of it oOo:

gtboys34 11-25-2003 01:28 PM

Coca bottle, heh... How about an apple and an orange.....?

11-25-2003 01:32 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":381b3]I saw a girl insert a coca cola can up her azz

[img]http://www.gamingforums.com/images/smilies/fac.gif[/img]

I also remember being in the combat flight sim chat (where the quote comes from under my sig) and a friend of mine posted a GIF animation of a dog fkin a girl in da azz. I've never quite got over it, every time I see a golden retriever I have a mental image of it oOo:[/quote:381b3]

"dammit fido, when we call em bitches we don't actually mean they're female dogs" biggrin:

Tystnad 11-25-2003 01:59 PM

A prog. they are running here on prime telly time, called "High Chapparall", is pretty cool..
Last night they were doing drugs with Steve-O..
But the show im gonna tell about, was the one they made with the scriptwriters from "Friends"..
They made the fantastic dream of combining sitcom and pr0n come true.. oOo:
Long story short, it was a fucken disaster, with one actor leaving the shooting, and the other two dressed up as Swedish musicians.. oOo:

Tripper 11-25-2003 02:42 PM

"Headunking"

One of the most funniest, amazing and weird pr0n videos I've ever seen.

This dude oils up his bald head with lotion and does a running head-first dive into this chicks spread legs. Head goes straight in.

That was FUCKED UP. Also had me in tears with laughter.

Nyck 11-25-2003 03:13 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":79b6a]Video called "Grandma Likes Big Black "C0k"." Shes getting banged by this guy and she screams "Oh yes sonny, do me till my hip breaks!"[/quote:79b6a]



LMMFAO!


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