Done EVER piss off the DICE MAN
 

lol Andrew Dice Clay Totally owns this guy on CNN GET YA FUGGIN FACTS STRAIGHT!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=cnndice.mpg

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I like the one wehre Howard Stern owns dice.

I don't even know who that guy is nor was. He seemed to be a little bitter about the fame he ONCE had though.....or am i missing something?

Jeezus...you've never heard of Dice? Aren't you s'posed to be 13 to log onto this site? eek:

Dude from the sapronos? oOo:

No.

Nevermind... annoy:


Video was funny, btw.

i was being sarcastic rolleyes:. Give me a little briefing on his background since you know who he is

ANDREW DICE CLAY:

One of the most controversial standup comics since Lenny Bruce, Andrew "Dice" Clay has brought the vulgar comedy of hatred, obscenity, and misogyny to new lows or new highs, depending on one's age and feelings about such subjects.

His black leather jacketed, cigarette-puffing "Diceman" persona was so raunchy and offensive that he was banned from performing on the MTV network and was eventually blackballed in Hollywood after his obscene performances caused 20th Century Fox to tear up their movie contract with him, despite that fact that he was filling up clubs and even Madison Square Gardens with fans.

Before obtaining notoriety as a comic, Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein) was a promising young actor. He made his film debut in Wacko (1981) and appeared in a few more films during the early '80s. At the peak of his standup career, Clay resumed his film career as well as numerous television appearances. But as time passed, Clay's act went beyond mere boundary pushing. This coupled with his absolute refusal to apologize or admit that maybe the Diceman had gone too far led to his downfall.

Following his fall from grace in Hollywood, Clay moved his wife and two boys to Florida for a couple years where he ran a Gold's Gym and underwent therapy. When he next reappeared, Clay had dropped "Dice" from his name (a contract stipulation from the CBS network) and was starring in the sitcom Bless This House (1995) opposite Cathy Moriarty. Billed as a family show patterned after The Honeymooners, it had none of the hallmarks of Clay's act. In interviews with Clay at this time, he swore that the "Diceman" was just an act, that he never meant any of the horrible things he'd said on-stage; he was only trying to be funny. He also said he would focus on a broader type of relationship comedy.

His resolve to clean up barely lasted to the series' demise eight months later and soon Clay was exuberantly preparing for a new raunch-fest on the HBO network. By 1997, he seemed to have mended his rift with MTV, which co-starred him in Hitz, a sitcom airing on the UPN network.

~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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Some of Dice's Infamous Nursery Rhymes:

"Hickory dickory dock
This Bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dumped the bitch on the next block"

"Little boy blue
He needed the money!"

"Little Bo Peep
Fucked a sheep
She blew a horse
Licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once, but TWICE!"

"Jack & Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50
That fucking whore"


That should give you an idea of what Dice is about.

You forgot my fav! biggrin:

"Old mudda hubbard, went to her cubbard, to fetch her dog a bone.
When she bent ova. ..ROVA TOOK OVA!
. . Then she had a bone of her own, I dunno. . .
Yeah, old mudda goose. . .ppsh, I fucked her. ."

rock:

Just don't buy the CD titled "The day the laughter died", because the title is a very appropriate one. It was terrible, although the sequel was a little better. I have all of the albums still, although how many times can you hear the same filthy jokes before you get sick of them.

Why did he freak out on the newscaster.....

i hope you die

dont forget the adventures of FORD FAIRLANE. that was a kick ass movie.

wasnt he in st elmos fire or some dopy movie like that too?

haha oh man that was sweet, he was on Tough Crowd not too long ago rock:

Fuck the "dice man". Under his "tough" shell, he's a frail, sad little boy.
He's almost as bad as all those athletes getting millions to play a sport.
If Howard Stern pwn3d him, excellent: he deserves nothing more than
that.