translation "funnay"
 

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entne ... 00003.html biggrin:

[quote:6659e]A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. [/quote:6659e]
OH MY GOD ROFL!

I Vaguely remember a Monty Python sketch to the same effect. Nice Job, though. That "We have come for your head" one was classic biggrin:

"Would you place your copious breasts in my mouth?"

BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!

That's awesome.

as if the japanese were bad enough at speaking english rolleyes:

for some reason Austin Powers Goldmember comes to mind biggrin:

[quote:45f0e]Says Porseman, "If it's an American, I wonder how 'funny' he thinks it would be to visit a Sumo wrestling gym in Tokyo and think he's saying 'You guys are the best, keep it up,' when he's really saying, 'You have fat butts. Sit on my head.'

"It's not so amusing when the shoe is on the other foot, is it?"

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Something tells me the guy that wrote this would have no intentions of going to Japan. Obviously, he dosen't like the japs that much from the looks of this book, now does he? Idiot.