The difference between Aussies Brits Canadians and Americans
 

Australians: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Australians: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

Australians: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Australians: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Australians: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English."
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Australians: Add "G'day," "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Australians: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Australians: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Australians: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.


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Was that suposed to be funny? eek:

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":49b1e]Was that suposed to be funny? eek:[/quote:49b1e]

"Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. "

Couldn't agree more!

I thought it was rather good, except the bit where the aussies beat the brits in every sport,


rugby !!!

I thought it was rather funny myself.

happy:

nice if I wasnt sick id be laughing but it hurts

I'm glad it wasn't ripping on just the Americans this time mwah:

Fuck you guys lighten up. That was awesome.

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":0d2fa]I thought it was rather good, except the bit where the aussies beat the brits in every sport,

rugby !!![/quote:0d2fa]

Theses are the norms...not some freakish 1 off. eek:

LOL @ 8Ace.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":71f07]Was that suposed to be funny? eek:[/quote:71f07]

Lighten up, Scrote! That was fucking Gold!

[quote:71f07]Australians: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. [/quote:71f07]

"Neighbours....Everybody needs good Neeeeeighbours..."

hhahahaah

nice one beer: