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Sergeant_Scrotum 01-24-2004 07:27 AM

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
 
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

snipes 01-24-2004 07:59 AM

ahahaha

SoLiDUS 01-24-2004 08:06 AM

Cute.

F|4m3s Ru|3 01-24-2004 08:25 AM

Old but funny.

Pyro 01-24-2004 09:28 AM

Funny but old.

Sgt. Paine 01-24-2004 10:42 AM

old yet funny. he he

MinorThreat 01-24-2004 10:51 AM

[quote:9f0d1]Old but funny[/quote:9f0d1]


[quote:9f0d1]Funny but old[/quote:9f0d1]

Somehow, you've once again managed to queer up a perfectly funny post.
Thanks.

Eight Ace 01-24-2004 10:54 AM

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb...?

Unknown_Sniper 01-24-2004 12:50 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":72fee]How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb...?[/quote:72fee]
Is that a trick question?

F|4m3s Ru|3 01-24-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinorThreat
[quote:f9c31]Old but funny


[quote:f9c31]Funny but old[/quote:f9c31]

Somehow, you've once again managed to queer up a perfectly funny post.
Thanks.[/quote:f9c31]
How?
I enjoyed it the first time...and this time.

Zen 01-24-2004 05:45 PM

That is so very true.

Truely entertained , thank you Sgt.

Pyro 01-25-2004 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinorThreat
[quote:ef164]Old but funny


[quote:ef164]Funny but old[/quote:ef164]

Somehow, you've once again managed to queer up a perfectly funny post.
Thanks.[/quote:ef164]

Don't Cry.

Merlin122 01-25-2004 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Cute.


Tripper 01-25-2004 03:46 AM

You forgot some:

20 to post about how old the lightbulb thing is
3 to tell them to stfu


Seriously though, I've never seen it before and I thought it was quite amusing.

MrLevinstein 01-25-2004 04:26 AM

So true. People read this and post, just like in the joke... Sad tendancies really.


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