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Zap. USMC 02-13-2004 07:25 PM

OWWWW!! good lord!
 
well ladies and gentlemen I think I may of bruised my left nut for good.......


This morning when I got up to take my daily morning piss I think I might of scared myself for life. My boxer brief boxers have the TIGHT elastic on the top and when I was holding that down half asleep to take a piss I lost hold of it, and it SNAPPED and caught my nut sack!!! never have I been so much pain!!! now I know what it feels like to have a rubberband or someone "smack" your balls...

I almost cried cry:

oOo:

xXiMDisTuRB3DXx 02-13-2004 07:26 PM

that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky

ninty 02-13-2004 07:26 PM

It'll get better. A friend of mine asked another "no so close" friend to punch him in the nuts jokingly, and the guy did as hard as he coud. My friend couldn't walk for the rest of the night. he seems ok now.

I hope you feel better.

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-13-2004 07:27 PM

ever see the video where the guy got his nuts tasered?

xXiMDisTuRB3DXx 02-13-2004 07:29 PM

scrotum, i like your sig, it's funny

Fireal 02-13-2004 07:37 PM

ouch, its happened to me. i invested on the ones with the penis holes

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-13-2004 07:37 PM

You have obviously never had the pleasure of getting stuck in Mr Zipper oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

snipes 02-13-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXiMDisTuRB3DXx
that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky

ahaha my friend wasn't so lucky...landed on his balls while skating and had to get stitches it was so bad

Duke_of_Ray 02-13-2004 07:53 PM

Who actually uses underware? oOo:

Arch 02-13-2004 08:51 PM

Yeah, briefs are comfortable, but the ones with the pee hole are convinient. oOo:

Unknown_Sniper 02-13-2004 09:11 PM

theres a reason I wear really loose clothing. with almost no lastisity

Sgt>Stackem 02-13-2004 09:31 PM

rub some BenGay on it

Nyck 02-13-2004 09:33 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":bc120]rub some BenGay on it[/quote:bc120]

How long....HAR HAR HAR HAR eek:

Rannoch 02-13-2004 10:01 PM

HAW HAW HAW.

We're building a mini-MX track around my house. My neighbor was with his. He hasnt ridden in forever.

We dig our holes both to the side and in back of our jumps. We have this really small speedbump type jump, but its still easy to clear the ditch in back of it.

Well, he gets on my brothers bike, goes around the berm, and goes towards this little jump. He misses (idiot that he is) , and the front tire plows into the hole we dug. He wwasnt going fast, so the bike stopped instantly and he rammed the gascap with his nads. It was hilarious, the bike was upright in the hole, he was rolling around on the ground. I wish I had a video camera....

Recycled Spooge 02-13-2004 10:07 PM

So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.


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