The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S.
 

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this may be considered old but im posting it anyway. its just too damn funny.

OLD!!!

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8297d]OLD!!![/quote:8297d]

don't care.

"20-Must not taunt the French any more." biggrin: [/quote]

"Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things"

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Omg that list is brilliant. How that guy survived in the army, Ill never know.

We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts'.

201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.

205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")

210. Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.


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he was a specialist meaning he got promoted....wow how did that happen oOo:

that is funny...

"136. Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!’ while out on a mission is bad."

...lmao... platoon... awesome movie....

ROFL


Must not refer to 1st Sgt as ‘Mom'

LMAO, is that actually true? I find that hard to believe, if it is the US Army has some fukd up squaddies.

platoon r0x cool:

the best:
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.

168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.

169. Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films'

763: Not allowed to invade countries just because you feel like it and want oil.

He was in the National Gaurd...that explains it. oOo: