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Mr.Buttocks 02-26-2004 08:53 PM

officially the best news story of 2004
 
this wont be beat anytime soon.

[url:1b422]http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867923.html?menu=news.quirkies[/url:1b422]

Madmartagen 02-26-2004 09:01 PM

Fucking OW!!!!

Short Hand 02-26-2004 09:01 PM

poor guy.

02-26-2004 09:03 PM

kids,
if you're into BDSM, please, please, please use some semblence of common sense. annoy:


PS. I thought the guy that stuck his in a hot apple pie (Darwin Awards) outdid this guy though

TonyMontana 02-26-2004 09:04 PM

[quote:3248b]"His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."[/quote:3248b]

well i'll be damned

Pick Axe 02-26-2004 09:07 PM

owww

elitecloud 02-26-2004 09:38 PM

gives another meaning to the word 'locked' don't it..haha

Pyro 02-26-2004 09:41 PM

Tragic.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-26-2004 10:19 PM

OMFG cry: oOo: annoy:

Duke_of_Ray 02-26-2004 10:41 PM

bent? oOo:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-26-2004 11:35 PM

I wonder if he can shoot it sideways.

He could stand on the corner of a street and pi$$ round the corner rock:

Old Reliable 02-26-2004 11:36 PM

oOo: fuckin weirdo gets what he deserves. dont try and lock the penis

JBird 02-26-2004 11:51 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":3f09b]oOo: fuckin weirdo gets what he deserves. dont try and lock the penis[/quote:3f09b]

ROFL "dont try and lock the penis" happy:


someone should make a pic with a padlock around a dildo with "LOCT" underneath it rock:

Eight Ace 02-27-2004 12:48 AM

meh, that'll happen...he's into teh kinky sex anyways
...so a bent cock could be right up his alley....literally! ed:

Jimmy Paterson 02-27-2004 08:34 AM

I feel sorry for that guy, what was he thinking?


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