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Mikooou 03-02-2004 07:21 AM

Am I a bad person???
 
On Saturday I was sitting at home bored, so i called my x-girlfriend over, i called my girlfriend but she was busy with her friend, so me and my x-gf decided to watch a movie, we cuddled up but i didnt think anything of it, then when i layed back she leaned with meand we caught eyes and began to kiss, i still didnt think anything of it, then i started undoing her pants, i began to finger her and eat her out, then she said " Mike you wana dew it, go get some blankets and a condom" I said "sorry i have a girlfriend and i always wanted to lose my virginity to her" she said "well you already started messing around, you might as well finish it off" i said "cmon we can do anything but have sex, she said "well what do you wana do" i said " i always wanted to put it in your butt" she said "Mike!!, well ok but only because i love you", so she rolled over and i got on her back and i got started, it felt good but not right, 20 seconds later she said "Mike, were having sex, I was in denial, i said " no were not" she said "yes we are" so then i got a condom and continued and it eventually ended up on the trampoline, the next day i felt so guilty , really really really guilty, someone help me, what should i do

Da_Bian 03-02-2004 07:25 AM

y hallo thar, buttsekz!!?! lololololol

congratulations
what she dont know wont hurt her

wintersforge 03-02-2004 07:27 AM

12 Hail Marys...64 Contritions of the Cross and all is forgiven my son oOo:

geRV 03-02-2004 07:40 AM

....... "DEW it" eek:

Little strange you "just happened" to have a rubber at the ready knowing it was your EX coming over... sleeping:

Bleuachdu 03-02-2004 07:43 AM

[quote="Da_Bian":3b9ca]y hallo thar, buttsekz!!?! lololololol
[/quote:3b9ca]

elstatec 03-02-2004 07:59 AM

ewww that reeks of bullshit

Proteus 03-02-2004 08:19 AM

Dude, who fucking cares? If you're still in high school you're supposed to be looking for some. Stop being a pussy and wear the pants.

Mikooou 03-02-2004 08:29 AM

still if my girlfriend found out she would really be hurt

Tystnad 03-02-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikooou
still if my girlfriend found out she would really be hurt

Got her email? calmdown:

Machette 03-02-2004 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
12 Hail Marys...64 Contritions of the Cross and all is forgiven my son oOo:

sleeping:

Bleuachdu 03-02-2004 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikooou
still if my girlfriend found out she would really be hurt

then you shouldn't have done it

Mikooou 03-02-2004 08:43 AM

i realize that

Tystnad 03-02-2004 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikooou
i realize that

Still, you got her email?

Airborne Butters 03-02-2004 09:54 AM

Re: Am I a bad person???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikooou
On Saturday I was sitting at home bored, so i called my x-girlfriend over, i called my girlfriend but she was busy with her friend, so me and my x-gf decided to watch a movie, we cuddled up but i didnt think anything of it, then when i layed back she leaned with meand we caught eyes and began to kiss, i still didnt think anything of it, then i started undoing her pants, i began to finger her and eat her out, then she said " Mike you wana dew it, go get some blankets and a condom" I said "sorry i have a girlfriend and i always wanted to lose my virginity to her" she said "well you already started messing around, you might as well finish it off" i said "cmon we can do anything but have sex, she said "well what do you wana do" i said " i always wanted to put it in your butt" she said "Mike!!, well ok but only because i love you", so she rolled over and i got on her back and i got started, it felt good but not right, 20 seconds later she said "Mike, were having sex, I was in denial, i said " no were not" she said "yes we are" so then i got a condom and continued and it eventually ended up on the trampoline, the next day i felt so guilty , really really really guilty, someone help me, what should i do


Put on your boots folks, we're stepping in BULLSHIT

Zoner 03-02-2004 09:58 AM

Sounds like a Penthouse letter.

"Stuff like this doesn't usually happen to guys like me, but..." biggrin:


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