Alliedassault - Greatest Sigmaker:The Fireal Story

Ah but of course, my Dearest Fireal aka Animal mother. Over the course of the past several months, James(as his closest friends call him) has asserted himself as a key player in the sigmaking department of aa.com and several other forums. Never have I ever not enjoyed seeing one of his sigs that he has put his heart(and even perhaps soul) into. Each and every single day(and yes even sometimes once per hour) I think about his extraordinary, brilliant sigs. Nothing(not even a pudding pop) brightens my day up than seeing one of his amazing sigs. Now lets take a tour in history, James' first sigs were not exactly zoneresque but each and every day that he showed me some of his latest work, I would shed a tear, for I knew someday, he would be great. Yes my friends, that day is this day, the day when he pours his heart into every gosh darn(oh yes I said darn) sig he makes. Everytime I see one of his sigs, I feel a wet immersion of excitement dripping from my male genitalia. Nothing, not even perhaps sheep-shagging or that fresh clean feeling after having shaven your huevos(sp?) can overcome that feeling. Dearest James I salute you and your disturbing artistic ability for making sigs. Heil.[/i]