Stiffys...what are ya gonna do..?...
 

I guess there's a thousand and one ways to take care of a stiffy...
blokes have been having them for a fair while now...apparently.
So, when your pee-pee turns into a raging, blood engorged, deep-fuck capable bone-on at some "inapproriate" time
...how do you deal with it...? beer:

i expose myself to all mwah:

Re-adjust and focus else-where. biggrin:

fuss with my wife happy:























sleeping:

I embrace the unwanted stiffy: think of all the impotent men who simply
desire one and can't get it, like the poor little africans who just want some
water...

I let him stand up in his full glory and salute the little fella like the General
that he is.

biggrin:

Re: Stiffys...what are ya gonna do..?...
 

[quote="Eight Ace":df7d5]
...how do you deal with it...? beer:[/quote:df7d5]

I think about the game of cricket, that usually settles "la bestia" down.

I usually think about Pyro, usually calms it down.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3edd2]I usually think about Pyro, usually calms it down.[/quote:3edd2]

Thinking about Pyro is what usually causes my erections. happy:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e6f58][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e6f58]I usually think about Pyro, usually calms it down.[/quote:e6f58]

Thinking about Pyro is what usually causes my erections. happy:[/quote:e6f58]

rock:

When you get out of your teen years, you learn dick control.

Ahh yes...you become one with the dick...the force flows through the pen0r and you my son have ultimate control over it

I usually put my hands in pockets and adjust myself acordingly.

punch it with full force

lmao

I pull it up and tuck it under my belt and have the head stick outta my pants.