Top 10: You know you're addicted to MoH when:

1. You meet a french school girl and wonder how good she can shoot.
2. You use "Ousten Vee!" when getting off a crowded elevator.
3. You pulled your back out trying to side waddle when running to your car.
4. You drop a bowl of cereal and say "That made a mess" Then just walk away.
5. You rationalize playing 4 hours of MoH a day by saying "I'm learning history"
6. You get visibly upset at Allied beach snipers in Omaha when you're running into the fray after the German guns.
7. You take it personally when accused of "camping" when protecting the flak cannons.
8. You expect your wife/husband/gf/bf to bring you food and water after a hard days battle.
9. When your wife/husband/gf/bf leaves you, you chalk it up to "war is hell".
10. You don't enter a room before leaning around the corner and looking in first.

I actually don't enter a room without tossing a grenade in there...

1)... You start walking around pretending to hold a mashine gun.Looking around the corners.

2)...You see other people walkiking around pretending to hold a mishine gun and looking around corners

3...When u see your teacher u salut him

4)...You run as fast as u can when u see a dog.

5)...After playing the game, you say to your parents. " i want to be in the army"

6)... When u see binoculors, you try to find a "click" button to call in the air strikes.

7)...cut your self a little bit to see if no blood comes out.

8)...walking in a crouch mode

9)...letting your friends walk around corners first.

10)....start to look in every window you walk past, to see if there is any movement

I play 8 hours a day...well...at least as many as I can spare :P



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11. Cut a hole in your front door and mount a machine gun in it.

12. Buy your wife/gf a brown leather jacket and tell her to start using a french accent.

13. Put hedgehogs all across your lawn to keep tanks out.

14. Yell "grenade!" at parties just for effect.

15. Post things for Top 10: You know you're addicted to MoH when...

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...when you see a stranger walking down the road and think to yourself..."If I had my rifle I bet I could drop him one shot!"

Only two things affect me, when i play for 4 hours and say im learning history and leaning(but i learn that from Metal gear solid 2)

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... When you pee on the toilet seat (and your girlfriend said if you ever did that again she'd slap you) and you try to hit quickload... -> Actually happened to me! It was the weirdest thing! My hand went out and I tried to press F9, but seriously, it was weird...

BTW, The JAZZ can suck the KINGS butt!

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Common everyday questions:

Why do girls love popsicles?

Why can't gay people stop being such fags...

Why do gay guys love popsicles?

Why can't Microsoft make Halo for PC...

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Why is it When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute...

Reminds me of swat training--clearing rooms, hugging walls, tossing grenades in.



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16) when you are looking across a field and wish you could click a button and instantly have zoom with crosshairs...

17) when you begin to speak German to all your friends...

18) when you start buying more cushions for your chair...

19) when you begin to get blisters on your trigger finger...

20) when you finally realize that you shouldn't have painted your car with camouflage...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by acgreen:
... When you pee on the toilet seat (and your girlfriend said if you ever did that again she'd slap you) and you try to hit quickload... -> Actually happened to me! It was the weirdest thing! My hand went out and I tried to press F9, but seriously, it was weird...

BTW, The JAZZ can suck the KINGS butt!

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lol!
Thats also what happened to me. I got in deep shit with my parents and I thought about quickloading.....?
Man that was weird. After that I seriously thought about cutting my time on cpu games.

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"What an Ass"

WHEN.........*SOB*.......YOU START CRYING.........*SOB*.....AFTER 3 DAYS...*SOB*......OF WORK.....*SOB*....BECAUSE MOHAA STILL REFUSES TO.......*SOOOOOOOOOOOOB*.....RUN ON YOUR COMPUTER.........

When a german in SP starts saying No No (but in german)and I feel bad

when do they ever say "no no no"

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I use Danke in everyday life. Sad but it is catchy. Also I use Hooah but that is because I am a ROTC student.

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