Van Helsing
 

effects were good anyways...the wolf man owns...and that kate girl is damn hot...

I once killed a wampire, but it was in Mongolia.

i dont like you, get out of my thread

I saw it and I thought it sucked ass. Lets take the 3 most famous horror villians and ruin their stories. Next add in an abysmal plot with some 1990s CGI effects, remove all dialog, and you have Van Helsing.

**Spoliers**
Vampires lay eggs?! What the fuck was that bullshit?!
Then to wrap it all together Wolfman kills Dracula. Yeah...
*****


Worst movie of 2004.

it looks pretty cool, but i dont like the idea of all 3 monsters in one movie.

I think it looks gay, plus, it got 1.5 stars outta 5

I liked leauge of extrordanary gentelmen better (it had the same idea but was done better)

bats lay eggs dont they? i was assuming thats why there were eggs...

bats arent bugs they are mammals.

No... they have live offspring.

i thought it was pretty damn good

LMFAO cou happy:

mall vampires attack me

mall vampire deals 10 damage to Merlin122

Merlin122 ass rapes mall vampire.

Critical Hit.

Merlin122 recieves GAP and Hot Topid gift cards.

*gay final fantasy music*

Thats what the vampire told me in Mongolia. hake:

LOLOLROFLLLLL ECOLOGICAL n00bz0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111