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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-02-2004 11:56 AM

hot chix
 
Resident of Zambia had sex with chicken

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12952_sex.html

[img]http://english.pravda.ru/img/2004/05/hen.jpg[/img]

50-year old resident of town Chongvi (50 kilometers from Lusaka, capital of Zambia, Africa) was having sex with hen in his cottage.
His wife heard suspicious sounds, came into the room and saw the man in the midst of his sexual intercourse with the bird.

The man got angry because the wife prevented him from finishing his business, and tried to kill the woman. She ran away and called neighbors for help.

After the fact of sex with the bird was revealed, the man hang himself, and people killed the attractive hen.

TonyMontana 06-02-2004 11:58 AM

LMFAO THAT IS THE MOST F*CKED UP STORY IVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!

ninty 06-02-2004 12:05 PM

[quote:37bbf]...and people killed the attractive hen.[/quote:37bbf]
rock:

Nyck 06-02-2004 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
[quote:a0b73]...and people killed the attractive hen.

rock:[/quote:a0b73]

They killed his bitch...awwww helll naw!

thats how the punisher got started...killing his woman! fire2: fire2:

TonyMontana 06-02-2004 12:26 PM

LOL look at the other stories

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Tripper.exe 06-02-2004 12:38 PM

chicken fucking is fun but dangerous

Madmartagen 06-02-2004 12:40 PM

Maybe he wanted scrambled eggs.

Vance 06-02-2004 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Maybe he wanted scrambled eggs.

happy:

Nyck 06-02-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Maybe he wanted scrambled eggs.

No No NO!!! click click clack!! I said I wanted Poached eggs not PENETRATED

Old Reliable 06-02-2004 01:40 PM

lol im gonna email that to my friend in zambia...but thats totally fake. pravda is shitty paper

Madmartagen 06-02-2004 01:56 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":90228]lol im gonna email that to my friend in zambia...but thats totally fake. pravda is shitty paper[/quote:90228]
lol, isnt Pravda the name of the soviet propoganda paper printed during WW2??

Old Reliable 06-02-2004 01:57 PM

yeah it was a soviet puppet publication, and it means "truth"

Madmartagen 06-02-2004 01:58 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":a03d9]and it means "truth"[/quote:a03d9] oOo:

Sgt>Stackem 06-02-2004 02:05 PM

now we know the answer to the age old question. "which came first the chicken or the egg"

Kemikalie 06-02-2004 02:15 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2c08e]now we know the answer to the age old question. "which came first the chicken or the egg"[/quote:2c08e]

lol


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