What have I missed?
 

Because here's what you've, the guys that have been here for a while, and know who the shit I am, missed... jail time, assault trial, suspension from FD, new shitty job dealing with fucking retarded customers, and me moving my leave date to August. "Elaborate!", you say... well, "fuck you guys, I'm tired." I say. I will elaborate, just not right now, because I just wanted to check in on the forumverse* and see what the fuck was... I mean is... why didn't I just erase that, or this... or all of this... because you're stupid that's why. Why are you insulting me... and why the fuck am I still typing it? Like I said... you're a fu...

Okay, where was I? Ah yes, I wanted to see what the shit was going on here in my absence, and I'm too fucking lazy to look back at all the threads.

*What the fuck is the forumverse you ask, well just look at my bid for mod, from way back when, and you will see that in my fevered ramblings I created the word forumverse.
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kthxbye

Oh yeah, and Vance, I went to Texas recently and begrudgingly must say it was pretty cool. I got a new hat.

I heard the mounties are coming your way.

SHIT! Again... pyro, you gotta hide me. I hear they attack you with mooses.

you're bunking with me

Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a man like the sight of another man.. on a horse.. in a red dress.. with a funny hat.. and a.. stick......

The stick converts into a lightsaber.

Wow everyones coming back, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... c&start=60 oOo:

How long were you in jail for, babe?

this website: http://www.victorcharlie.net ran by Simo Haya.

Only 23 hours... but I learned I can go two whole days without eating. I hadn't eaten all day, and when I got to the pokey, the food they had looked like something I threw away 2 months ago. Not a pleasant experience, and I can honestly say I don't really want to go back. Also, my cellmate for the day was a mutant... he had the ninja turtle hands.

[quote="Kraut Killer":a5750]Only 23 hours... but I learned I can go two whole days without eating. I hadn't eaten all day, and when I got to the pokey, the food they had looked like something I threw away 2 months ago. Not a pleasant experience, and I can honestly say I don't really want to go back. Also, my cellmate for the day was a mutant... he had the ninja turtle hands.[/quote:a5750]

Anyone try and cornhole you, hun?

No... but I did go and ask around so I'd have an interesting story for the outside.

damn it, i'm lost! soo, u were thrown in jail for assault?