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philadelphia killing mach 06-12-2004 09:11 AM

The fifteen minutes of MTV Movie Awards I could stand ....
 
THE alltime MOST WOODEN performances and one liners EVER.

I was actually uncomfortable when Will Farrow (who's usually spontanious and funny) did the upteenth
variation of the Jimmy Glick "interviewer had no clue". The snoop dog and Paris Hilton routine was borderline retarded (can she NOT stand like a model ?)

Here's a clue........producers when showing something to the home audiance.........turn down the feedback or run a seperate audio line; the echo had more depth than half the presenters.

Good to see computer animation has fallen back 10 years to the original Dire Straits "I want my MTV " video era.

Tom Cruise brushed off by (was it Uma) as he walked off the stage after presenting the award, classic.

Adam Sandler, after that acceptance speech..........your five minutes of fame is over, bud.

Andy Dick, yours was over three years ago.

Ving, get a watch; your's hasn't arrived yet.

B Boys, you're pushing 50 and can still jump around like that.....listen up bandwagon Rap Groups (looking at you D12)

Em........the "i'm making fun of the music industry that pays me billions" act .....we get it, you're borderline Fred Durst with all your side projects to keep you in our eyes........do another movie.

If you are a legit actor/actress (i.e. Tom Cruise, Owen Wilson, Charlize Theron et. al.) and show up at this taped train wreck.........you are no longer an artist of the stage; pick up your endorsement deal for Texas Bricks ala Troy Aikman and fade fade fade.

Mtv........thanks for reassuring us that you hold on tightly to the cavity in america's brains.


*all this from watching maybe only a half hour.

Godsmack 06-12-2004 09:20 AM

I just watched it cuz of her ----------> [img]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:rtnawhtCH4cJ:cdn.compuserve.com/gallery/i/l/lohan/lg1.jpg[/img]

but yeah it was pretty sleeping: sleeping:

Merlin122 06-12-2004 09:33 AM

I completely agree with you PKM.

Chronic Diarrhea 06-12-2004 09:44 AM

MTV is trash. Always has been, always will be.

ninty 06-12-2004 09:49 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":6e375]MTV is trash. Always has been, always will be.[/quote:6e375] beer:

philadelphia killing mach 06-12-2004 10:01 AM

actually in the begining it was........ah fuck it........i'm drifting off into a "remember when videos were a nickle " kinda speech.

Yeah, MTV and VHtop100 errrrrrrrrr VH1 suck.

elstatec 06-12-2004 10:07 AM

why watch mtv when you know it is shit and youll end up whining about it. thats why there are other channels. ffs what a shit thread

Johnj 06-12-2004 10:08 AM

People still watch that crap? I'm talking about real people.

philadelphia killing mach 06-12-2004 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
People still watch that crap? I'm talking about real people.


same kinda people that post in here.

HeadUp 06-12-2004 11:07 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":1c9cc]MTV is trash. Always has been, always will be.[/quote:1c9cc]

since 96 or so when trl and carson daly and shit

real world, though i never watched it, had real ppl on it and not complete tools

plus there were all those great cartoons, beavis and butthead, aeon flux, liquid television, oddities, etc. and when they played music videos it was cool

my gf watched it, i didnt bother, were there some kind of wierd cartoons in it, she said they were kinda scary??

philadelphia killing mach 06-12-2004 11:12 AM

they got some gaming company to do all the intro animations, graphics looked as good as the TV promos for True Crime.

Zoner 06-12-2004 11:31 AM

Beasties and Ron Burgundy were the only cool thing about the show. Even Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton kissing didn't save the show from being fucking brutal.

ShagNasty 06-12-2004 11:38 AM

MTV warped all your minds why do you think hip hop and rap are popular. MTV forced it down your throat.

Zoner 06-12-2004 11:41 AM

MuchMusic > MTV

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Tystnad 06-12-2004 11:50 AM

Scuzzed and Kerrang! > MTV


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