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MotoxXx 06-25-2004 02:57 PM

Judges can play with their pud to.
 
JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

Cool Fool 06-25-2004 02:59 PM

oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

MotoxXx 06-25-2004 03:01 PM

imwithstupid:

Machette 06-25-2004 03:03 PM

wtf? oOo:

Bucknub 06-25-2004 03:10 PM

wow

Merlin122 06-25-2004 03:11 PM

hawt. that judge is pimp

Alias 06-25-2004 03:15 PM

drudgereport.com

Snuff 06-25-2004 04:09 PM

What a dipshit oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 06-25-2004 04:27 PM

oOo:

Tripper 06-25-2004 04:31 PM

He sounds cute

HeadUp 06-25-2004 04:41 PM

dude fuck that

i had to go to court last year for a traffic violation and had to sit there for an hour, so i jerked off a couple times and all i got was a fine...poor guy flamethrower:

MrLevinstein 06-25-2004 06:32 PM

Re: Judges can play with their pud to.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MotoxXx
Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up."

ROFL!

"Hey Judge Smith, you taking your bloodpressure?"

"My bp is 108 over 40, DA, back to the case"

Scorched Earth 06-25-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
wow


Zoner 06-26-2004 06:37 AM

HAW HAW HAW!

What the fuck else ya gonna do all day in court? Pump that shit, dude! rock:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-26-2004 09:20 AM

maybe he gets horny over murder trials

whatever floats your boat


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