Truth in advertising.
 

[public service announcemnt]Ya know, as I sat through MEPS [military employment something something], waiting to reno[gotiate] my contract for the Army... I saw the US Army Special Forces commercial like ten fucking times, I sat waiting to reno for about 9 hours, as well as commercials for the other branches... and I had to laugh. Everyone knows about the hell that is boot camp, the terror that is battle, and the training in between... but no one ever says shit about how much fucking paper work and sheer boredom is involved. Anyone thinking of joining a military branch in the US, though I can't imagine it's any different in any other country... I'll tell you what the commercials won't... bring a book.[/public service announcemnt]

I'm too much of a pansy to join the military, so I'll have to take your word for it. biggrin:

Not to mention, I'm too old and fat...heh heh. 3 decades...fuck me.

Join the reserves,lots of old & fat people there. beer:

i'd like to join the reserves, im too lazy and weak for the real army sleeping:

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft ...... masterbate.

only if something worthwhile comes up. When the world is in danger and there is a real reason besides money or a stupid vendetta as the reason for it.

Justification is all I need.

You could always read "War for Dummies" while waiting.

haha guess somethings never change. when i joined 6 years ago, i waited allll fucking day. damn i hated meps.

wait till you get to basic and are in "reception." more waiting!