Official JOKES THREAD!
 

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, Where the hell have
you been?

I was out getting a tattoo.

A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?

I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.

What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill
on your penis?

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while, Ilike to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand .

And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!

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Best joke ive heard in a while

This place needs an "Official Jokes Thread".

LOLz

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e74cf]Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle[/quote:e74cf]
annoy:

I found this elsewhere.....




A teenage girl asked her dad if she could use the car.

He said, "you know daddy's rule, if you wanna use the car you have to suck daddy's dick."

She said, "but daddy I only want it for an hour."

He said, "now rules are rules, if you wanna use it you have to do your part."

She submitted and began to give him head.

She said, "Ewwweee daddy! This tastes like shit. Literally, your dick tastes like shit!"

He said, "Oh! That's right, your brother has the car."



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annoy:

oOo: eek:

there now the name is official jokes thread

sticky sticky whos got the sticky

Why'd the koala fall out of the tree? [It was dead]
Why'd the baby fall out of the tree? [It was stapled to the koala]

first joke > all

ban c0ke, it aint no j0ke.

Whats worse than 3 dead babies stapled to a tree? [A dead baby stapled to 3 trees.]
How do you get a baby out of a blender? [With a straw.]
Whats easier to get out of the back of a truck, babies or bowling balls? [Babies; you can use a pitchfork.]