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Conscript 07-27-2004 12:26 PM

Saddam turned into a girl?
 
Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein spends his time in solitary confinement writing poems, tending a garden, reading the Koran and eating American muffins and cookies, a British newspaper has reported.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/07/ ... index.html

I want cookies cuss:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 07-27-2004 12:30 PM

is there a pic?

i might hit it

MrLevinstein 07-27-2004 12:32 PM

Pretty retarded how he has it better than most of our troops. If you ask me this should be the regement for him

Go to bed at 9 pm
Wake up at 915 with taunts by american soldiers
Sleepless night until 515 am
Beating at 530 am
Horrible breakfast at 6 am
Forced to take a crap between 615-625 whether he has to go then or not
Another beating at 630 (after he has wiped his ass)
Time spent in his cell from635-1230 pm
Another beating at 1235
Questioning at 1245-130
Few more beatings
more time spent in jail

And dont give me the but OMG thn wed be like them... because this guy is a crazed animal and deserves to be treated like one

bukdez 07-27-2004 12:33 PM

a Haiku by S. Hussein...

My name is Saddam,
Weapons of mass destruction,
are stashed in my pants...

Zoner 07-27-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
a Haiku by S. Hussein...

My name is Saddam,
Weapons of mass destruction,
are stashed in my pants...

/me snaps fingers

bukdez 07-27-2004 01:10 PM

dig that beatnik style, daddy-o...

TonyMontana 07-27-2004 01:26 PM

LOL

Pyro 07-27-2004 02:05 PM

so you blow up thousands of innocents iraqis in order to capture some guy who you are now giving cookies. Fuck his life is better than mine.

Zoner 07-27-2004 02:09 PM

Your mom doesn't buy/make cookies? annoy:

Ferich 07-27-2004 02:10 PM

So having hobbies makes him a girl? I'm confused. oOo:

Pyro 07-27-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Your mom doesn't buy/make cookies? annoy:

Well, I don't have no Koran.

intrestedviewer 07-27-2004 02:13 PM

It looks like he is just trying to deal with what he knows will eventually happen. He is going to hang.

Tripper 07-27-2004 03:53 PM

Meh, the fucker is about to die - plus he's in solitary confinement.

Seems good enough to me, seeing as he actually DIDN'T have any WMD's.

Bean 2 07-27-2004 05:29 PM

Whats wrong with writing poems and eating cookies?

Old Reliable 07-27-2004 06:08 PM

no shit and i like to garden you fuckface


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