US/Canadian border has nothing better to doo doo
 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1079358.html


unreal

oOo:

Jeezus, if I got arrested for every time I blocked the bowl, I'd be a lifer or on Death Row.

oOo:

What happened to taking down actual criminals...not just a person trying ot take a shit...

.... oOo:

I can see him at a job interview.

"Have you ever been in trouble with the law?"

"well I was in deep shit in Canada once"

US and Canadian Border Patrol/Police/whatever have been dicks since I first visited Montreal for the formula 1 race in like 96. It's understandable though, they want to keep the scum out.

They search your car, check birth certificates, ID and last year they interrogated me and my friends. I kid you not, actually put us in a room one by one and interviewed us because we didn't have any food in the car....

^ going into or out of the states?

[quote:d6449]has symptoms of Irritable Bowel Syndrome and used "at most" a fifth of a rollof toilet paper[/quote:d6449]

a fifth?... thats a shit-load of TP....

[quote="Mr. maple":acabd]^ going into or out of the states?[/quote:acabd]

Out

sounds like something the local police does over here, theyre a bunch of cunts.

[quote=Ferich]Out[/quote:8c0a1]

Yeah, our border cops are known for being fucking nazis. Just be glad they didn't check your asshole for any contraband.

[quote="The Frenchman":4cb6d][quote=Ferich]Out[/quote:4cb6d]

Yeah, our border cops are known for being fucking nazis. Just be glad they didn't check your asshole for any contraband.[/quote:4cb6d]

It just really matters who the guy is, what mood he's in, terrorism threat levels ( oOo: ),etc. In 99 and 2000 we didn't get any shit from them. Just an ID check and a go ahead.

[quote:be64c]"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman.
He could face up to 6 months in jail and 1000 dollar fine.
[/quote:be64c]Wow. Just fucking wow.

bullshit, those rent a cops should spend the $5 and get a fucking plunger next time. Im sure those pigs never clogged a toilet before. rolleyes: