of being drunk as shit
 

first night back at college

turns out im friends from last year with the entire floor
the ra is miss teen pennsylvania
i went to a crazy party and now im wasted
im going to go have some sex with my gf in the shower


could life be any better?



i might not rememmber this tom
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Re: of being drunk as shit
 

eek:

eek:

drunk on the interweb

Drunk at aa.com? Could you be anymore wasteful with your buzz? And it's also not a very good buzz. Wasted to me is passed out behind the couch after 22 beers. Must've been a Zima party or something.

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mmmMmMmmmMMmmm happy:

Re: of being drunk as shit
 

she wasn't that hot from what I remembered. What college you go to?

lets see...... i have to go to school in another week, and two weeks ago i payed my tuition fees, put $900 in new brakes, rotor, and a wheel bearing for my truck. and 4 days ago my transmission went and had to $3200 to fix that as well as pay for parking for school ($220).

i havent even started school yet and all the money i made over the summer for school is allready spent.


could life be any better?

quick my brother!

to the beer-mobile!!

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Fuckin' l33t mobile! ^

i'm drunk...

but thats not why i love all you guys...

<|aM|Machette> acting drunk on the net is soooooooo 1994

haha, my buddy's sister won Ms. Teen Pennsylvania a few years back rock:

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OMfg Im having so much fun gonna have sex...must post on internet...

no one fucking likes you plzdie: from bad marijuana

Hugs, not Drugs.