When cybersex goes wrong!!!
 

you all might have seen this already but its funny!!

http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

Scorp

Older than jesus christ and the cheeto under your couch

I remember this came out before the internet was invented.

You are correct these were actually transcribed from hyroglyphics that were scratched into caves millions of years ago

still funny tho.

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

lmfao

^as above
Plus im in work and it sucks rolleyes:

Scorp

it is old but still hilarious i read a few of these a long time ago good to see them agian lol

sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so

my favourite part.

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.


Hahaha.

ROFL rock: happy:

funny

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LOL the best one is the last conversation. Oh man thats classic.

plzdie:

happy: happy: happy: happy:

never gets old rock: