I ran over a chipmunk...
 

I ran over a chipmunk on my bike on my way to mcdonalds.

Heres what happened, I was going along and saw it try to cross the street, a car came by it ran back, I was getting close so it started to run across again, all the sudden it ran under my front tire. I felt bad. On the way back it was completely smushed and splattered...

shit happens

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Alvin, Simon or Theodore

Oh well, old reliable got hit by a car today while on his bike....LOL

The story would have been more interesting if you picked up a piece and ate it or if you brought it home and fucked it.

I dont eat road kill, unless its a deer

yeah i got hit by a car, fuck da chipmunk

[quote="Old Reliable":49d0c]yeah i got hit by a car, fuck da chipmunk[/quote:49d0c]

+ your hotter than a chipmunk

doubtful

So hows the car that hit you jason?

/kick jimmy patterson.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":0d7d3]/kick jimmy patterson.[/quote:0d7d3]

your cool, its paterson

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":b820e][quote="Sgt. Paine":b820e]/kick jimmy patterson.[/quote:b820e]

your cool, its paterson[/quote:b820e]

/kick fagboy.

omg, how can I become as cool as you Sgt. Paine?