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Coleman 11-16-2004 04:48 PM

Something every man must do
 
My friend and I were having a discussion today about how there used to be different accomplishments you must achieve in some cultures to be considered a man. In our culture, a thin line exists between the old boy and young man. What are some of the things you guys believe are today's "criteria" for becoming a man.

Ha, my friend and I have decided that you must jump-start a car before you can call yourself a man. It's one of those stupid, yet funny things we came up with. Another possibility is eating a sandwhich covered with tobasco sauce.

Hybrid 11-16-2004 04:49 PM

Y ou must have a threesome with two girls. biggrin:

lasagna 11-16-2004 04:50 PM

you must masturbate eek:

TonyMontana 11-16-2004 04:52 PM

pissing your name in the snow

Jin-Roh 11-16-2004 04:55 PM

See death.

lasagna 11-16-2004 05:00 PM

fuck?

geRV 11-16-2004 05:02 PM

Shoot a deer, oOo:

In the absence of a gun, fuck it in the ass. eek:

Doctor Duffy 11-16-2004 05:02 PM

In a Rolling Stones song is says you gotta smoke to be a man....

You must sacrifice your penis to the gods.

BTW, Colin, Im on because the meeting doesnt start 'till 6...thought it was 6.

Jin-Roh 11-16-2004 05:04 PM

Get kicked in the balls.
Get kicked in the shins.
Get kicked in the face.
Get kicked in the ribs.
Get kicked in the ass.
Get kicked in the head.
Get kicked in the arms.
Get kicked in the legs.

Get punched in the balls.
Get punched in the shins.
Get punched in the face.
Get punched in the ribs.
Get punched in the ass.
Get punched in the head.
Get punched in the arms.
Get punched in the legs.

Doctor Duffy 11-16-2004 05:05 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":c0291]Get kicked in the balls.
Get kicked in the shins.
Get kicked in the face.
Get kicked in the ribs.
Get kicked in the ass.
Get kicked in the head.
Get kicked in the arms.
Get kicked in the legs.

Get punched in the balls.
Get punched in the shins.
Get punched in the face.
Get punched in the ribs.
Get punched in the ass.
Get punched in the head.
Get punched in the arms.
Get punched in the legs.[/quote:c0291]


....and die?

Bean 2 11-16-2004 05:07 PM

Get into a fist fight. Drink a beer with your pop. Go to a strip club.

Sergeant_Scrotum 11-16-2004 05:17 PM

know how to change your spark plugs.

Doctor Duffy 11-16-2004 05:19 PM

Have a full-body orgasm.

Sergeant_Scrotum 11-16-2004 05:21 PM

instead of 1/2 body orgasms? eek:

Merlin122 11-16-2004 05:25 PM

spend an hour in a dark room with a newly deceased person.


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