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Hybrid 12-06-2004 10:45 PM

I done hurt my D*#k hand
 
Well today was about the shittiest monday I have had in a long time. About 1/2 an hour before I was about to go home from work I smashed my thumb with a crow bar. I hit it good with that I'm going to kill you kinda swing.


This is a pic of my left and right thumb, notice the swelling.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Hybrid007/smashthumb.jpg[/img]



So I hop in the car with the intension of going to the hospital and I get about five minutes from work and my Transmision goes for the shits. I cost me 100$ to tow the fucking thing. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hate mondays. cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:

@/\/G3L 12-06-2004 10:48 PM

owned. j/k. dude that sucks.

TonyMontana 12-06-2004 10:50 PM

ow damn that looks painful

Hybrid 12-06-2004 10:50 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":27c0c]owned. j/k. dude that sucks.[/quote:27c0c]


Dude, funny you should say that, cuase after I smashed my them I thought to myself " shit man ......you just owned yourself"

Bean 2 12-06-2004 10:53 PM

that sucks. just dont go on a murderous rampage.

@/\/G3L 12-06-2004 10:59 PM

I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.

Judas 12-06-2004 11:08 PM

stfu

Bleuachdu 12-06-2004 11:08 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":81da8]I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.[/quote:81da8]

was that before or after recess?

Judas 12-06-2004 11:12 PM

[quote=Bleuachdu]
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Originally Posted by "@/\/G3L":660d9
I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.

was that before or after recess?[/quote:660d9] biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: [img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/smilies/huge_loling.gif[/img][img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/smilies/huge_cuss.gif[/img] cuss:

Coleman 12-06-2004 11:14 PM

[quote=Bleuachdu]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "@/\/G3L":0b6df
I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.

was that before or after recess?[/quote:0b6df]or maybe it was in the stairwell where he eats his lunch.

Bleuachdu 12-06-2004 11:16 PM

[quote=Judas]
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Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
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Originally Posted by "@/\/G3L":50958
I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.

was that before or after recess?

biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: cuss:[/quote:50958]

[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gf1/lets_do_it_wild.gif[/img]

I think it was actually right after naptime with that l337 carpet square

Coleman 12-06-2004 11:20 PM

[quote=Bleuachdu]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Quote:

Originally Posted by "@/\/G3L":49729
I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.

was that before or after recess?

biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: cuss:

[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gf1/lets_do_it_wild.gif[/img]

I think it was actually right after naptime with that l337 carpet square[/quote:49729]+1 for mentioning the carpet square

Bleuachdu 12-06-2004 11:23 PM

[img]http://www.tailfly.org/images/milk_carton.jpg[/img]


PS - appologies for derailing this thread... good luck with the car, new trans = $$$$$$

@/\/G3L 12-06-2004 11:25 PM

nahh it was when we were unloading fruit cause our band is to poor to pay for a trip we have to do manual labor to pay for one. with our luck we may get that trip to the local prison and be able to play some songs for them.

Milla 12-06-2004 11:27 PM

[quote=Hybrid]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "@/\/G3L":e3bed
owned. j/k. dude that sucks.


I thought to myself " shit man ......you just owned yourself"[/quote:e3bed]

ROFL! i say that to myself ALL the time.


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