Latops = bad
 

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great just what i need to hear.

I have a base for my laptop that sits on a desk....But I still find ways to lower sperm counts without it on my lap biggrin:

Are you trying to tell us that your balls have finally dropped? oOo:

eek: yes........ oOo:

ed:

Kinda old news...Im a little more scared of the laptop overheating and my ball-hairs catching on fire then my sperm count, though.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":9f65d]Kinda old news...Im a little more scared of the laptop overheating and my ball-hairs catching on fire then my sperm count, though.[/quote:9f65d]

Riiiiight....

I've never had any trouble impregnating virgins before the sacrifice and I keep my laptop on my lap.... oOo:

It probly just lowers your sperm count because now you can jerk it in more places than just your where your desktop computer is.

Cut off your scrotum.

Every jack-off with an Operation game-board in your pants?

I dont want kids anyways.

Old news. Make its usage on your lap exceptional and you'll be fine...

That is so retarded. Your balls hang for a reason, and only if you place your laptop right on top of your nut sac, you may have a problem with sperm count.

Hey, be like Arkan and wear boxers.....and don't forget to powder the zeppoles !!

You've given me quite the picture in mein head.