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Doctor Duffy 12-29-2004 03:33 PM

Kids Say The Darnest Things....Really.
 
Well, just an hour ago I had walken to CompUSA to pick up a pair of headphones, and after seeing all the headphones were over $5 bucks, which was all I had, I headed over to the PC Gaming section, just to browse around.

I went past a old man, in his 60's probably, and who resembled Dr. Breen from Half Life 2 (dont have the game, but I've seen plenty of pics) and he had two daughters, one a brown haired girl who seemed to be my age, and was just standing by her dad, also checking out the games, but taking no interest in them. Then there was a curly haired girl, who was really pretty (No, Im not a pedophile). The brown haired girl, who had no interest in the games, turned her interest to me, and I dunno, Im no cutie, but she seemed to glance at me every couple seconds. Her dad was looking at a strategy guide for Rome: Total War.

I was looking at the back of the KOTOR box, just reading, when the dad came over, and said "Sarah, Christinne, we gotta go".
The little girl said (I wasnt watchiing...was reading the box) "Daddy, can I have this game?"
The brown haired girl went "Your such a tom-boy."
Then their father went, "No, Sarah, its too violent. I dont have the money, either"
She responded "I'll tell grandma when she comes tonight!"
"Tell her...what?"
"I'll tell her!"
"Sarah, what are you going to tell grandma?"
"You were eating mommy's doo-doo last night"

I chocked. I tried to hold my laughter in, but started chuckling louder and louder as I walked away, then turned around 20 feet later, and saw the old man standing there blushing really redly, gluing his eyes to the cover of the Rome Total War strategy guide.

Funniest thing ever. I could never imagine that old man doing his wife at that age.

So, what are some of the most embaressing, funny, or whatever kinda things you've heard little kids say? Share them!

Nyck 12-29-2004 03:36 PM

lmfao pwned....

I always here kids say LOOK MOMMY THAT GUY DOESNT HAVE AN ARM or something to that nature when an amputee walks by

Merlin122 12-29-2004 03:37 PM

thats some fucked up shit there duffy. i have nothing even close to that kind of insanity

Doctor Duffy 12-29-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
lmfao pwned....

I always here kids say LOOK MOMMY THAT GUY DOESNT HAVE AN ARM or something to that nature when an amputee walks by

My little sisters are the same way. They saw the HUGEST fat people ever. I was kinda disgusting, and they both went "Oh, yuck!". My dad got embaressed at thumped them both upside the head.

Coleman 12-29-2004 03:40 PM

i doubt he actually ate her pewpy, but yeah i would have laughed if i heard that.

Doctor Duffy 12-29-2004 03:43 PM

Well, yeah, of course he didnt eat it. It was a 5 year old girl who was clueless on what was going on. Sucking, yes.

bukdez 12-29-2004 03:43 PM

Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things....Really.
 
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":3f865]...turned her interest to me, and I dunno, Im no cutie, but she seemed to glance at me every couple seconds.[/quote:3f865]

you musta had your leet Hornets shirt on...

Nyck 12-29-2004 03:44 PM

Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things....Really.
 
[quote=bukdez]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt. Duffy":c3850
...turned her interest to me, and I dunno, Im no cutie, but she seemed to glance at me every couple seconds.

you musta had your leet Hornets shirt on...[/quote:c3850]

nein he went new age with the charolette bobcats oOo:

Doctor Duffy 12-29-2004 03:46 PM

lol, no..

My charming good looks need no sweater to complete them.

Eight Ace 12-29-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
i doubt he actually ate her pewpy.

yeah, he probably was only tonguing out mommys anus, either way
it should be bought to Grandmas attention ASAP....dirty scat freak.... annoy:

Doctor Duffy 12-29-2004 03:51 PM

I wish I were there to see how the grandma reacted..

"Grandma! Grandma! Daddy was eating mommy's doo-doo! I think he swallowed it!"

Judas 12-29-2004 04:36 PM

Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things....Really.
 
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":58e45]"You were eating mommy's doo-doo last night"

[/quote:58e45]ahaaahhhahahahah

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-29-2004 06:59 PM

ROFL @ doo-doo....."She glanced at me every couple seconds" oOo:

12-29-2004 07:10 PM

Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things....Really.
 
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":fb577], Im no cutie, but she seemed to glance at me every couple seconds. [/quote:fb577]

yes. you are. ill be seeing you soon.

Hawke 12-29-2004 07:52 PM

My old step-dad is a midget and once we were at Ponderosa [cant stand buffets] and some like maybe 5 year old black boy with his mom and brother said, "Oh shit, you see dat tiny n****. He uh midget.". I hated my step dad so I just laughed.


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