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Milla 01-06-2005 01:33 PM

This is fecking weird
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.



Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.



Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.



Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.



Now it gets really weird.



Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.



Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.



Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.



Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.



Now hang on to your seat.



Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'



Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.



Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.



And here's the kicker...



A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe ( biggrin: )

Sgt>Stackem 01-06-2005 01:36 PM

I learned that in 8th grade

imported_Grim_Reaper 01-06-2005 01:36 PM

wierd.
lol he was in marilyn monroe!

TonyMontana 01-06-2005 01:36 PM

milla you're about half a decade too late

Machette 01-06-2005 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
milla you're about half a decade too late


Milla 01-06-2005 01:39 PM

stfu or i'll gut you liek a fish.

TonyMontana 01-06-2005 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
stfu or i'll gut you liek a fish.

rock:

Milla 01-06-2005 01:51 PM

It doesnt matter if its old or not...i posted it therefore its brand new....

























happy:

lasagna 01-06-2005 02:18 PM

but lee harvery oswald wasnt the killer.... eek:


























conspiracy

imported_Grim_Reaper 01-06-2005 02:24 PM

it is mainly pointed at him, but they just dont know why it happened.

offtopic: isnt it Kosmo Kramer?

Godsmack 01-06-2005 02:26 PM

Freaky ed:

geRV 01-06-2005 02:27 PM

Think i got something like that in an email a while ago.

bukdez 01-06-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
milla you're about half a decade too late

i'd say a little more than that...

Coleman 01-06-2005 02:35 PM

old but O.K. since it's coming from Milla

Tripper 01-06-2005 02:36 PM

Old as hell, but everytime I read it I buzz out. Crazy stuff.


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