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Duke_of_Ray 01-07-2005 10:15 AM

I want a date!
 
Dudes, how in the world do I get a date with some of these ladies?! I Think some of them might be the HOTZ! I need a woman please tell me hopw to get em!

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxfriends/jenks/index.htm

geRV 01-07-2005 10:16 AM

Win the lottery.

Get a brain.


plzdie:



oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

Duke_of_Ray 01-07-2005 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Win the lottery.

Get a brain.


plzdie:



oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

Dude you and I could get a double dates!

geRV 01-07-2005 10:18 AM

I would rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife.

(swiped from bottom)

Pick Axe 01-07-2005 10:18 AM

Apon showing them your sexiness, the ladies could not turn you down. biggrin:

Duke_of_Ray 01-07-2005 10:19 AM

[quote="Pick Axe":c2756]Apon showing them your sexiness, the ladies could not turn you down. biggrin:[/quote:c2756]

Kinda like the ladies that never turn pur sexually hot bodies down!

Alax54 01-07-2005 10:19 AM

Give them lots of sweet candy...it works for little boyz and sexy ladies.

Duke_of_Ray 01-07-2005 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alax54
Give them lots of sweet candy...it works for little boyz and sexy ladies.

oOo:

Pick Axe 01-07-2005 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alax54
Give them lots of sweet candy...it works for little boyz and sexy ladies.

Nice first post, kinda like a well oiled toaster oven rock:















plzdie:

Bucknub 01-07-2005 10:26 AM

date me duke!

Duke_of_Ray 01-07-2005 10:28 AM

[quote="Kenny Banya":7f917]date me duke![/quote:7f917]

Dude. you know that would never work. I live in Tejas, you live in Canada. Though Pick Axe has sent me letters talking of your charming good looks, and he has plans to move north. I will say Pick Axe is a crazy man.

P.S.-Your Package was sent to Buck, so when you see it you will like it.

Pick Axe 01-07-2005 10:30 AM

Hey, just let them see the true you, Duke....

Wait, on the other hand, no, don't....

bukdez 01-07-2005 10:31 AM

just walk up to those chicks and say, "excuse me ladies but i thought i should intorduce my self: the name is Duke, Duke_of_Ray, call-sign: Sexy-Beans" they should automaticaly lift their skirts...

Bucknub 01-07-2005 10:32 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":06b28]

P.S.-Your Package was sent to Buck, so when you see it you will like it.[/quote:06b28]

ok, im scared, something tells me im getting more than just a game. ed:

Duke_of_Ray 01-07-2005 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
just walk up to those chicks and say, "excuse me ladies but i thought i should intorduce my self: the name is Duke, Duke_of_Ray, call-sign: Sexy-Beans" they should automaticaly lift their skirts...

Going to do that! +1


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