Homecoming Dance?
 

Should I the crazy and sexy Duke go to the high school homecoming dance. I mean, I will not be taking a date, and it is for everybody who has been to school here. It could be funny to watch the older folk dance, or just sad and un sexy. What should I do?

go. bang an old chick while your at it.

oOo:

stand outside a window looking in and masturbate.

eek:

i got that from this handy handbook


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Ay Caramba! biggrin:




ps: I have no idea what "ay caramba" means. oOo:

dude go rock out with your cock out...hang out with your wang out

rofl +1

I'm going!!! And I hope to bring home an experienced woman with me. beer:

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school dances always suck

not when the duke is at it. biggrin:

tip: get a cheer leader drunk if you want some good ole drunken lovin'

I say go...even if you don't have a date.

Make it a goal to steal other dates away from others.

rofl. how did i know that the one who proclaims to be the sexy one would be dateless? happy:

i suggest you spike the punch, and silk screen a t-shirt with your sig on it, and rock that dance floor. can you say the michael j fox teenwolf dance!!!!