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Short Hand 01-22-2005 09:05 AM

Guess what we found in a Banana Box....
 
One of these puppies....

Banana Spider
[img]http://monitor.admin.musc.edu/~cfs/spider_2002/spider_bee.jpg[/img]

Was quite a shock to our produce manager. Anyone else find anything disgusting at work ? (I recently had to dispose of the "full rat traps... those suckers get huge..

Art Attack 01-22-2005 09:44 AM

Yeah, I work at Loblaws in the produce department, those Banana spiders are nothing new, we find them alot, just kill em, throw em out and back to work.

Akuma 01-22-2005 09:58 AM

Most disgusting thing I've found at work are Lexmark printers. eek:

Machette 01-22-2005 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
Most disgusting thing I've found at work are Lexmark printers. eek:

corporation whore? eek:

Coleman 01-22-2005 11:11 AM

are those things harmful to humans at all?

Bucknub 01-22-2005 11:17 AM

one reason why I never want to work in produce at my work. ed:

Bucknub 01-22-2005 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
are those things harmful to humans at all?

A very large common spider in North America. Usually hangs in webs with its head facing the ground. It is brightly colored. Its venom is a neurotoxin similar to that of the black widow. However, its venom is not near as potent. Its bite causes local pain and redness with blisters forming. This bite usually resolves within 24 hours except for the bite mark.

Mr.Buttocks 01-22-2005 11:35 AM

You should have posted a pic of a banana.

rdeyes 01-22-2005 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Most disgusting thing I've found at work are Lexmark printers. eek:

LMFAQ my uncle has one of those and im looking at it right now +1 for you ... happy:

Tripper 01-22-2005 02:01 PM

True Story: Yesterday me and two buddies of mine were in a shitty little 6 hp motor boat crusing around point chevaliar, when right on the open water my mate spots a huge fucking spider - Biggest I've ever seen - crawling along the beak of my other mates hat....I was so fucking scared I nearly jumped out of the boat - Lucky I was at the nose of the boat, because I'm definite I would have.
Anyway, I guess it goes without saying that we got rid of that shit into the ocean. Still have no clue where and how a spider that big got onto our boat and on my mates hat.

My spider $0.02

Madmartagen 01-22-2005 06:45 PM

a hornet flew into my car when i my family was driving to riverside to visit a family friend. the thing flew in through the back window and i was at the left window, my brother in the middle and my sister on the right window. i was about 12 and we were all screaming and yelling for my dad to stop the car. he and my uncle looked back and started laughing at us and so my dad hit the gas. my uncle tossed a newspaper back to us and my sister grabbed it and smashed the bug against my brothers forhead.

TonyMontana 01-22-2005 07:06 PM

when i worked in grocery at sobeys, there were all sorts of rats in the back room oOo: i fucking hate rats

Coleman 01-22-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
when i worked in grocery at sobeys, there were all sorts of rats in the back room oOo: i fucking hate rats

oOo: imwithstupid:

HeadUp 01-22-2005 07:46 PM

one time i smashed a roach at work and its innards came out of its ass, they looked like a smaller version with ripples and it was white

mr.miyagi 01-22-2005 08:32 PM

Crikey!
 
Just the other day I was working, folding clothes and this fuckin' huge crocodile burst out of these pair of socks, its tail was so sharp it chopped my manager's head off but i struggled and got a hold of its front legs, swang it around my head and threw it onto some old people in the store. It died later from staple punctures..


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