mein eye
 

so after a night of binge drinking/partrying on the north side of chicago last night...i woke up in my friends apartment and to my surprise i could hardly see out of my right eye. eek:

i have to go to work tommorrow, but im off tuesday, i hope it doesnt get worse. i will go to the optomotrist and get this shit checked out. i cant see the computer screen until i close my right eye. im like totally oOo: right now...i have no idea how or why it happened.

wallbash:

jizz shot to the eye.......

u have no idea how close i was to adding a p.s. at the bottom of the thread that was gonna say :

p.s. no it wasnt a cumshot in my face....


hake:

....lol at ps jizz

rofl
seriously i have no idea what would cause your eye to fuck up like that.

Yikes. That doesn't sound good. Maybe you were poked in the eye? lol

Good deduction catnip. It is quite possible. Is anyone else at the department working on the case that you know of?

Also catnip, I was supposed to tell you that Jonsey was looking for you earlier. He said he wanted to talk to you about something.

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^ happy:


isnt there an old story about drinking something so bad it makes you blind?

oOo: oOo: oOo:

your friend probaly screwed you around while you were out man...this dude at my school man, put crack in his eye..i guess to try to get high like absorbing it through the eye or whatever...ya but he couldnt see well for a while.

problem solved dewds. i woke up this morning and i can see again. chalk this one up to jizz happy:


edit, i did a bit of drunken masterbating quite near to when this happened, so maybe the myth is true! it can make you blind oh nos!!!!!11

when im drunk I usually lok for chicks instead of being by myself masturbating...or masturbating with a bunch of guys as you were partying with the,

maybe joo have the diabeeetzzz. If it gets bad and your blood sugar gets low you can go blind temporarily ed:

So basically you roam the streets of Brampton naked, drunk and alone looking for females.....gg.

Maybe you ate your eye.