The finger
 

me and this girl were having a nice night out tonight and we ended up fooling around at her house. well we are in the middle of sex and were having a great time when she decides to stick her finger in my ass. it was the farthest thing in my mind and from what i remember, my vision became somewhat distorted by shards of white light and pain as her nail scratched and poked at my ass. i yelled 'omg wtf are you doing??' and practically leapt off of her and almost jumped off the bed. she was all shocked and partially embarassed and said she thought it would be romantic and just got caught up in the moment. my dick turned into a mushroom after that and i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix. just thought i would share it with you guys and of course, want to know if women tried this horrible shit with you fellas. if not, i guess this is a night sam kinison would appreciate.


exit only pls
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Shoulda stuck it in her ass and showed her how it feels.

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ROFL, never happened to me before but yeah that sucks. i agree with bucknub

i didnt know what to think, that totally ruined my evening. i just wanted to go home after that. it was worse than rape; our relationship should be interesting starting tomorrow.

If she's hot, I wouldn't make too big an issue out of it.

Either way, next time you're in the bedroom, stick it in her ass. I guarantee she nevers jams her finger up there again.

This advice comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee.

Get a shit ready next time she tries that, presto pay-back.

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LOL she called me back, but i didnt want to answer the phone and so she left the funniest message on my machine. half apology and half indignation at my reaction. i dont want anyone at my house to hear it so im going to erase it. before i do that though, im gonna try to get it copied and put on my pc.

omfg post that shit dance:

She's too good for you.

kinky...

Interesting eek:

...the fuck I dont wanna hear about your sexcapades.....rofl...especially if your taking it in the ass.

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