Children's Books You'll Never See:
 

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"Dad's New Wife Timothy"

"Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games"

"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

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[quote="Anita_Head":094f1]"Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games"[/quote:094f1]
ROFL!

That is awesome. +1

Pretty old, but teh funneh!

I saw another list like that with these included:

"Horton Hires a Ho"
"One Bitch...Two Bitch...Dead Bitch...Blue Bitch"
"That Fucking Cat!"
"Officer O'Malley Eats His Service Revolver"

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[quote="Anita_Head":0e092]"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"[/quote:0e092]

super old, but that one makes me laugh everytime...

rofl, definately old but still brought me some laughs

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

rock:

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

gave me a chucle :P

... i found that to be amazingly immature

Ummm, look around Poindexter. This ain't exactly the Louvre. eek:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":a73da]... i found that to be amazingly immature[/quote:a73da]

Coming from you......ROFLMFAO. You act like you're 9 years old. stfu.

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

That one was fuckin' A+ biggrin:

+1

[quote=Tripper]Coming from you......ROFLMFAO. You act like you're 9 years old. stfu.[/quote:8fdc3]
imwithstupid:

Lets add a few of our own shall we?

"Frogs and fireworks"
"Mommy and the Mailman"
"It's my fault Daddy and Mommy fight"
"ABC's of curse words"
"Rebellion is a way of life"
"How to get your way using tantrums"
"My gay neighbor"
"Loonettes clock stretch exercises"
"Drugs, say yes to them"
"Pedophiles are our friend"

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[quote=Akuma]ROFL![/quote:e564e]

rock: