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jujumantb 04-25-2005 03:14 AM
Favorite type of pewp?
 
I like nuggets myself, they can be pretty musical hitting the water.
And of course, afrodj13 is always an unspoken option.

dr nein 04-25-2005 03:59 AM
A good liquid shit is surprisingly easy to clean.

Coleman 04-25-2005 04:15 AM
wtf... eek:

CoMaToSe 04-25-2005 04:19 AM
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.

I prefer a nice mix. Nuggets feel strangy good, tho

Machette 04-25-2005 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
wtf... eek:
cool:

Zoner 04-25-2005 07:04 AM
A nice tapered torpedo that leaves no mark on the tissue is a slice of Heaven. One of those shits where you could wipe your arse then wipe the corners of your eyes with the same paper.

happy:

Godsmack 04-25-2005 07:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
eek: and you know this how?

Short Hand 04-25-2005 07:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godsmack
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
eek: and you know this how?
Germany is the Capital of the world for feces related porn. She probably took it on his chest while they were making a homemade porn.

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 04-25-2005 07:35 AM
i took a shit in a lake and it floated

CoMaToSe 04-25-2005 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
A nice tapered torpedo that leaves no mark on the tissue is a slice of Heaven. One of those shits where you could wipe your arse then wipe the corners of your eyes with the same paper.
happy:
Bwah, yes I wuv dose

Quote:
Originally Posted by Godsmack
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
and you know this how? eek:
She felt the need to regail us with this information when she did it...

Chronic Diarrhea 04-25-2005 08:26 AM
Although my user name would indicate otherwise, I prefer those nice torpedoes which Zoner discussed earlier. Nothing better than not having to use half of a roll to get your ass clean.

Unknown_Sniper 04-25-2005 10:38 AM
same as zoner said. but sometimes it comes out like the way the liquor went in, burning and liquid.

bukdez 04-25-2005 10:43 AM
the worst is 'hot snakes'... the little burning snake-like mini-logs that usually are inspired by a night of boozing...

Zoner 04-25-2005 10:46 AM
Yup. Those lead to the infamous "Pudding Cup" shits...meaning the process of wiping your ass is like trying to wipe out a full chocolate pudding cup with a tissue.

bukdez 04-25-2005 10:49 AM
bwhahaha... so true...


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