A gamers manifesto
 

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/gam ... festo.html

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Hosted on a a site called pointless waste of time, fuck, how could i not click?!

lol

"Marine, we need you to head to the depths of the compound to rescue a scientist that is being held hostage by Satan and his manyfold minions. Here's your pistol and eight rounds of ammunition. Good luck."

Some pretty good one liners in there.

"The crate has long been held up as an example of lazy game art design, a crutch that game level decorators have been falling back on for fifteen damned years. Come to think of it, have you ever actually seen one of those wooden crates in real life? And did you smash it to see if there were bullets and medicine inside? "

Ahahaga

"Instant-Failure Stealth Levels. Ack. This brings back horrible memories of a Goldeneye level where if you tripped an alarm, an infinite number of bad guys poured forth. We knew a man who failed that level 37 times, then got the Infinite Health cheat for it and came back. He intentionally tripped the alarm, the guards rushed out. Laughing maniacally, he proceeded to shoot those fuckers for four hours, killing 1,183 of them - 682 with groin shots - before his thumbs cramped up. Your game should not create this kind of bitterness. "

ROFL!!!! this site is both funny and boring. what a waste of time.

Good stuff (saw it on [H])

I hope game devs read that.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":5742b]"Instant-Failure Stealth Levels. Ack. This brings back horrible memories of a Goldeneye level where if you tripped an alarm, an infinite number of bad guys poured forth. We knew a man who failed that level 37 times, then got the Infinite Health cheat for it and came back. He intentionally tripped the alarm, the guards rushed out. Laughing maniacally, he proceeded to shoot those fuckers for four hours, killing 1,183 of them - 682 with groin shots - before his thumbs cramped up. Your game should not create this kind of bitterness. "

ROFL!!!! this site is both funny and boring. what a waste of time.[/quote:5742b]


oh man, that just reminds me MOHAA, where the alarm bell goes off and you can actually see the soldiers spawning.

the piece about the crates, they're right oOo:

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[quote:a2ec1]8. I understand that John Madden was raised by wild boars...[/quote:a2ec1]

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I've seen those crates. They're down in the warehouse district. You know, by the railyard.

Holy shit, that was teh funneh!!! My co-workers are wondering what I'm snickering about.

I told them to go pack sand up their arses and get back to Excel, the fucking cube 'tards.

pointlesswasteoftime rules my life. Funniest shit Ive ever read. Every fuckin article has had me literally rofl

EDITZ: gerV, its good to have you back. I missed your posting of month old stuff