Shower Jesus has been freed.
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 6186339869

oOo:

jesusbones ed:

jesuspeeking

1,999 oOo:

[quote:39e52]Q: Help me understand great Oracle of the Porcelin Gods. Should I view this stained wall plaster as a pop culture novelty or as a holy relic? In either case, If I bid on this and win, will it help me acheive my 15 minutes of fame?

A: Do me a favor - Stand in front of a mirror wearing a t-shirt that says "I paid $2,000 for Shower Jesus." Does that make you feel famous? Now change the shirt to say "I bid $2,000 on Shower Jesus ... and lost." Now who's the pop culture novelty?[/quote:39e52]

[quote:39e52]Q: OMG...YOU GO!! THIS AUCTION ITSELF IS HILARIOUS BUT YOUR COMEBACKS TO THE COMMENTS THAT SOME OF THESE "LESS INTELEGENT" PEOPLE ARE PRICELESS..I'M PUTTING THIS ON MY WATCH LIST JUST TO READ YOUR COMMENTS! YOU ARE AWESOME...ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Look at the lower-left corner of your keyboard. Go up two keys. Pretend that there is an ant on that key. Squish it.[/quote:39e52]

Rofl, this guy is hilarious.

[quote:9db1c]Q: THIS SELLER AND ALL BIDDERS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR PARTAKING IN THIS UNHOLY AUCTION! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BLASPHEMY! ALL PRAISE ALLAH!!
Jun-15-05

A: Dude - you recently purchased a Sea Monkey doll using BuyItNow. The only thing that you should be praising are your parents for letting you live in their basement.[/quote:9db1c]