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TonyMontana 07-20-2005 01:19 AM

Want a Job with Google?
 
http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job4.html

oOo:

Searching the heavens

Once the facility is built, the real work begins. Google will be exploring a number of exciting research projects that have the potential to advance search science to a new frontier. Among the questions Googlunars will seek to answer are:


Exactly how far does the Worldwide web extend? Can it become an interplanetary utility? If so, will it replace Water Works on Monopoly®?
What are the likely effects of link attenuation over extreme distances? Is there a limit to link strength, or is it infinitely extensible like bubble gum that gets stuck to the bottom of your shoe?
What happens to PageRank in the proximity of a black hole? Is there distortion that might result in link relevancy reduction or popularity warping? Could this somehow be harnessed to generate more dates for engineers?
Does spam go on forever?

geRV 07-20-2005 01:20 AM

eek:

Wonder what drug whoever wrote that shite was on.

strvs 07-20-2005 01:26 AM

They're looking past earth.. AND CONQUERING THE GALAXY!

SoLiDUS 07-20-2005 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
eek:

Wonder what drug whoever wrote that shite was on.

Geek jokes wrapped around important questions (or so they think). The Google Labs test is, well... beyond me. oOo:

Doctor Duffy 07-20-2005 08:23 AM

I thought Aprils Fools was long gone....

Stammer 07-20-2005 10:03 AM

Gnarley.

Proteus 07-20-2005 06:02 PM

I'd rather have google run my life than Bush.

Doctor Duffy 07-20-2005 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
I'd rather have google run my life than Bush.

Rofl, you know, that almost seems so realistic and agreeable.

Jin-Roh 07-20-2005 06:25 PM

Those questions hurt my brain.


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