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rdeyes 07-23-2005 12:19 AM
Scorned Women
 
my new x-gf ruined my gaming computer by pouring water or some foreign substances on it , what do you think i need to replace ? is the whole thing toast ?
it wont turn on and theres liquid on the HD

Doctor Duffy 07-23-2005 12:21 AM
You got OWNED by the female force.

Coleman 07-23-2005 12:21 AM
ouch

rdeyes 07-23-2005 12:22 AM
i guess thats what i get for fucking with a control freak

Doctor Duffy 07-23-2005 12:28 AM
Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.

Coleman 07-23-2005 12:29 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":7e970]Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.[/quote:7e970] rolleyes: hake:

lasagna 07-23-2005 12:33 AM
she "squirted" all over it

Doctor Duffy 07-23-2005 12:38 AM
[quote=Coleman]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":2a00e
Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.
rolleyes: hake:[/quote:2a00e]

You too, frat-boy.

rdeyes 07-23-2005 12:39 AM
no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

Doctor Duffy 07-23-2005 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rdeyes
no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

WHAT?!

dr nein 07-23-2005 12:51 AM
You have some fucked up tastes in women.

A: Kill her. That will prevent her from breeding.
B: Intelligence. Next time, shoot her.
C: Get a fleshlight.
D: Take her to court for the damage she caused.

rdeyes 07-23-2005 12:53 AM
anyway thanks for the input

lasagna 07-23-2005 12:54 AM
[quote="dr nein":d1fd8]You have some fucked up tastes in women.

A: Kill her. That will prevent her from breeding.
[/quote:d1fd8]

or you could make a few "cuts"

dr nein 07-23-2005 12:55 AM
Nah, kill her. It would be doing the world a favor.

Oh, and E: Don't have kids.

Eight Ace 07-23-2005 01:03 AM
...she going to be ok?


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