dumbest thing you've gotten in "trouble" with
 

mine was probably when me and a freind were at a football game, on the last row, we had water bottles and were spitting around people, watching reactions. i turned around and knocked a bottle off and nearly missed a lady, who called the cops and said i tried to throw it at her. oOo:

Lined up in marching formation for inspection, and my stuff got caught on my pants so I did one of those moves to unhook. Our tact officer noticed and made a little joke about it. In the end I had to write a 150 word memo on the importance of properly fitting pants.

my dad yelled at me for singing "white wedding" (i forget who sings it but its a 80's tune) in my sisters face.

billy idol

not calling the next day, the next week, or at all... oOo:

Walking into a classroom after school where the flag girls were changing. biggrin:

When i was running for School Captain, hacking my rival's website (why he had a website, i don't know) and putting photoshopped pictures of him in a bikini on it.

Detentions ahoy! dance:

the thread is "dumbest thing", not "nerdiest thing"...

;)

I should have been made captain then and there. The guy was a dickhead :P

got a week of lunch detention for breaking a stinkbomb in one of my classes. everybody else thought it was funny except the asst. principal

Called a friend a Buttpirate and got Inschool Suspension

OMFG.. You rebel.

back in kindergarten, the bell for recess rang, andit was a hot day, so all the kids lined of for at the water fountain, the principal came by and told everyone to go cuz you'll be late, I was like the 3rsd last in line to get a drink and I was pissed, so I quickly went and took a drink and the mother fucking principal grabbed my face and squeezed my cheeks and said "what did I say!" and then I left. I should have told my parents about that, fucking guy assaulted me. but meh I was too young.

owned

Sticking it in her ass without giving her prior warning.