This has got to be a joke!!!
 

http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/film.htm
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Please tell me this is a joke!

OH GOD! HILARIOUS!

Some one paypal me $33 so i can buy Burt Reynolds shit.

Dammit, I wanted to buy some of Short Round's skin mwah:

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FUCK I WANTED THE SHIT OF BOOTY TRAPS FROM GOONIES

nvm fuck that Im spending my 25 bucks on Robin Williams Urine!

PS OVERSTOCK SALE ON DR DREWS SHIT!

i was thinking to get some of his cells so we can clone him. Burt Reynolds will take over the world

[quote:5c79e]Where do you get your samples from?

We obtain the vast majority of our specimens from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers, who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. On occasion we purchase quality specimens from private sellers. Regardless of where the specimens come from, we make certain that all specimens obtained go through the same rigorous testing process (see question 2). [/quote:5c79e]

I can just picture the Hotel maid going to the toilet to scoop up Robin Williams' shit.

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I can get Courtney Love’s [or some other celebrity’s] vaginal fluid [or other bodily fluid]! Will you buy it from me?

Possibly. It depends on how much you can get, the current availability of that celebrity’s specimens, and whether we have the resources to properly identify the specimen in our routine tests. Sellers of accepted specimens will usually earn roughly $500 to $1000 dollars, depending on type of specimen and quantity. Contact us directly for more information regarding this. [/quote:5c79e] oOo: oOo: oOo: