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Unknown_Sniper 08-18-2005 12:46 AM

Vin diesel is everything
 
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http://www.4q.cc/vin/aim.php

Jin-Roh 08-18-2005 12:52 AM

Vin Diesel reads Japanese vomit-fetish manga purely for their artistic merit, in a totally non-sexual context

Bullitt 08-18-2005 12:56 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":07a1c]Vin Diesel reads Japanese vomit-fetish manga purely for their artistic merit, in a totally non-sexual context[/quote:07a1c]doesnt everybody do that

Whatada 08-18-2005 05:05 AM

Vin Diesel told Admiral Ackbar about the "Trap".

Nyck 08-18-2005 05:55 AM

Holly nub posted this like months ago and yes it was gay back then.

cmelton 08-18-2005 08:00 AM

I read somewhere that when Vin Diesel jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin.

Zoner 08-18-2005 08:02 AM

For others...
http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... ?t=1007106

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
- has 16 illegitimate children, all born with cleft palates and chlamydia.

- cannot pronounce the words "specific", "aluminum", "ambulance", and "corn".

- once sat in front of a television for 18 hours during a blackout because the announcer said that " 'Mork & Mindy' would be right back after these messages" right before the power went off.

- has an overactive bladder

- has an innate fear of Newfoundlanders, yet he has no idea why


Simo Häyhä 08-18-2005 10:33 AM

[quote:be8f0]He is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. A Diplodocus said his mom was fat so he killed each and every dinosaur with an icepick and a baseball bat wrapped in 40-grit sandpaper.[/quote:be8f0]
rofl happy:

KTOG 08-18-2005 10:39 AM

Jesus walked the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food or water; Diesel did it in an hour.

And the best is: Vin Diesel invented nuclear war as “a challenge.”

Simo Häyhä 08-18-2005 03:09 PM

Contrary to popular belife, It was not Judas who betrayed Jesus on the night before he died. it was Vin Diesel

Pyro 08-18-2005 03:16 PM

He is such a furious masturbator that he has had seven penis transplants

CoMaToSe 08-19-2005 03:50 AM

Vin Diesel can cause the seasons to change with nothing more than a pixie stick and a sit-n-spin.

His feces weigh more than the sum of the food he consumes. Physicist Stephen Hawking- who was actually stricken with MS as the result of a curse placed upon him by Vin Diesel after the two had a heated argument over a minor point of Einstein's theory of special gravity (Vin Diesel was proven correct in a later experiment)- has been quoted as saying that he may hold the key to understanding "dark matter" somewhere in his digestive tract. Carson Daly reported that he didn't see anything suspicious in there.

Vin Diesel's penis has eight different functions, as opposed to a Swiss Army knife, which only has six, AND lacks a mini satellite dish.

One of Vin Diesel's least talked about side projects is the recreation of Michelangelo's "Pieta" out of used bits of chewing gum collected from the bottom of his favorite table at Red Lobster. When asked about the expected date of completion for his work, Diesel replied, "I also enjoy removing the rubber bands from their claws."

Vin Diesel once took a dump. That dump is what we now call North Dakota.

Vin Diesel was the real creator of Spawn, not Todd McFarlane. In fact, Vin Diesel IS Spawn, and using his awesome hell powers, he thought up the greatest sci-fi movies ever, including Alien, Blade Runner, and Terminator. He also starred in all of them, as both the main characters and as the monsters, and his favorite roles were those of Newt, the Alien Queen, Pris, and John Connor, while simultaneously impregnating all the supposed people who played the above-mentioned roles, and causing all of them to give birth to their own grandchildren, because his semen is really Red Bull energy drink.

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