The Cork
 

The Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge
cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge oldman
in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"

annoy:

heh heh

... why are they arab?, that makes no sense to the joke whatsoever, why would you even make a thread for this mediocre at most joke?

I read it on another forum, it made me lol. So I thought i'd share the joke oOo:

Decent...don't see the point to making them ahve to be arab except for racial reasons.

rolleyes:

Re: The Cork
 

That's the best part right there!

Re: The Cork
 

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looooooo! @ lohan

LOL this whole thread is classic gf1

[img]http://classictvshop.studiostore.com/images/p/SOG/pzJTSOG0002.jpg[/img]...

two guys are having a drink at a bar : one rich, one poor, both married, and both their wives have birthdays within the next week.
the poor man asks: so what did you get your wife?
rich man replies: a ring and a mercedes
poor man asks puzzled: why two gifts?
rich man replies: because if she doesnt like the ring chances are she will like the mercedes
rich man pauses and asks: what did you get your wife?
poor man says: slippers and a dildo
rich man says puzzled: why the dildo?
poor man says: because if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself!

rock: