Constantine
 

Can somebody do me a big favor and just sumarize everything quickly, I watched it and it confused the hell out of me. kthnx.

trinity dies

it was confusing a bit for me as well

Neo and Evy see hell... the end...


Dunno, never saw it.

first funny thing you've said in several years. congrats!

K so there is this spear that stabbed jesus and he died, Nazis hid it and some mexican found it while farming dirty. satans son tries ot get it so he can take over earth and he has the angel gabriel helping him. Constantine and that chick fight the two and win. ITs not that hard to get.

horrible horrible movie....

Sahara sucked balls as well. I just watched it last night.......

I got one better. I rented "Sahara" and "Constantine" the same night last weekend. Oh, the waste of money of it all!

Constantine in a nutshell:
- Son of Lucifer trying to take over world
- Keanu was damned to hell for comitting suicide early in life because he was constantly pulling a Hayley Joel Osmont
- God's waiting for Keanu to do one selfless act and he'll get into heaven.
- Keanu makes a deal with the devil to release Rachel Weisz's sister and take him instead.
- God says "Fucking A, Keanu" and is about to let Keanu into heaven.
- Satan says "Fuck that noise", cures Keanu's lung cancer and says "No you don't...you live now, bastard. You'll fuck up eventually...I'll see you in hell."

ok thnx guys. +1 to unknown and zoner.

I liked Constantine, I thought it was a good movie.

It wasn't ALL bad, I s'pose. It was just kinda silly in parts.

Not worth the $5 I spent on the rental. Shoulda waited 'till $2-Tuesday. rolleyes:

they only part i thought was stupid was when he gave satan the finger at the end happy:

LOL.


i dunno i didnt finish it ... watched about 3/4 of it and then stopped.

rofl nice summary Zoner....

Haven't seen it yet.