I tried cocaine today
 

no i didnt, but a guy from rockstar energy drink dropped off 3 30-can cases of the stuff at our house this afternoon along with some hats and other promo stuff, naturally having just recieved such a generous gift, I proceeded to drink 8 cans. Bad idea? yes. On that same note, we got sponsored by Sparks (http://www.drinksparks.com) recently and get 4 24-can cases of it each week along with tons of other promo stuff. ahhhh life has been good.

he did this why?

Re: I tried cocaine today
 

rock: rock: rock:

sell it, make a profit.

well its a frat house (yes we are all huge faggots and engage in butseks almost every night) so companies are always givin us free shit for some reason... we have free playboy, si, and maxim for life, get huge boxes of axe body spray and other hiegenic shit every few months, and a ton of random other promotional shit. Our house only has like 10 guys living in it so its a waste of their time and money,,, but free stuff- fuck yeah!

haha yeah its like when you see a crazy deal on soda at the gas station. that shit fucks with your head because now you're thinkin you'll start to sell it for profit.. i'd be walking down the street with a big bag of it...
"hey man, wanna can of mountain dew? 25 cents!... its not cold or anything because this is a half-assed commitment"

NO PHONEY COCAINE THREADS!!!...

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

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look what its done for her
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bwahahaha!...

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huckers

i want free shit

i might be stupid, but why do frat houses get that kind of crap? aren't frat houses similar to Animal House in some ways?