Pizza Toppings of Christ
 

So I'm eating some pizza(pepperoni and bacon) and thought. "I wonder what toppings Jesus would like on his pizza?"

Im thinking Pepperoni and Mushroom(nasty) Maybe some ham?


YOU?

Pepperoni, Black Olives, and Cheddar cheese (ontop of the mozz)


I would know, I am Christ.

A pizza covered in those little discs of bread that they give out at church. and scratch your throat on the way down.

jesus would place a holy crust upon the oven and drench it in blood to represent the marinara sauce and the wine to reperesent the oil in cooking the bread. he would then add the fishes which came with the loaves as topping

Re: Pizza Toppings of Christ
 

Jesus was a Jew can he eat those toppings?

Re: Pizza Toppings of Christ
 

[quote="Old Reliable":7c5bb]jesus would place a holy crust upon the oven and drench it in blood to represent the marinara sauce and the wine to reperesent the oil in cooking the bread. he would then add the fishes which came with the loaves as topping[/quote:7c5bb]

Rofl.



[quote="Unknown_Sniper":7c5bb]
Jesus was a Jew can he eat those toppings?[/quote:7c5bb]

Sure why not, but I bet he doesn't tip well. annoy:

extra cheese, melted parm, and stuffed crust... because jesus eats well when he isn't fasting.

Jesus wouldn't eat the bacon, ham, or pepperoni as they are all pork products. I think he'd go for a Veggie Supream with extra cheese cause he is the Son of GOD.



beer: dance:

jesus would eat every pork product ever to get back at those hebrew bastards who gone gave him to the romans to get him crucified.


edit:
then again he also wouldnt eat pizza as it is made by the greasy wops who crucified him.

He'd have a pepperoni hot pocket, which he would heat up with his laser vision.

oOo:

Psst Jesus was crucified by Romans.

Do you think he would add the Cheese Bread on the side?

yea as a result of those hebrews whining to the romans to nick' him.

I think he would have a BBQ chicken with onions, a side of mozzarella sticks, and a beer.